It has become apparent that B is learning A LOT from Kindergarten.
The following is from a conversation we had in the car with our favorite boy ...
B: Dad, I'm going to be your crash assistant.
Mr.: Okay ... What does a crash assistant do?
B: I'm going to make sure you don't get in a crash. I know everything.
Mrs.: You know everything? Well ... what's the square root of 4?
B: 2
Mr. and Mrs., thinking: Darn!
Mr.: What's the square root of 9?
B: 3
Mr. and Mrs., thinking: Darn!
Mr.: What's the square root of 25?
B: 20?
Mrs.: See ... you really don't know EVERYTHING.
Here's our smart boy at Kaleidoscope in Kansas City ...
Aside: The Mr. and Mrs. intrepret "crash assistant" as BACK SEAT DRIVER.
Gotta love the back seat drivers. My kids are good at that too. :)
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