Sunday, May 23, 2010

Tomato and Teeth

This is a story about a girl.  This girl:


So tonight, I'm helping her brush her teeth.  But she's only letting me brush her front teeth.  I finally get her to open wide and I discover why she's not opening up ... There is a tomato in her mouth.  From dinner.  Partially chewed.  Gross.  My stomach got a bit queasy.  And I'm thinking: At least she ate it?

The End.

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